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BREAKING: “I’m sorry”- embattled Pope Emmanuel London

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Pastor Excellence Dazzell in yellow top expressing her thanks and appreciation to Pastor Philbert London, self-styled Pope Emmanuel.

Embattled by a sex scandal with several women that was made public through the release of videos and pictures on Social Media one week ago, Pope Emmanuel “Philbert London said repeatedly “I’m sorry” for what has happened.

“I am here to tell you from the depths of my heart that I am sorry for anything, sorrow, embarrassment or shame that many would have experienced and in may cases  are still experiencing as a result of what has happened,” he told a congregation of about 100 persons, including numerous children, at Beacon Ministries Inc.

He called on followers to forgive him. “I want to say how sorry I am for this disappointment, hurt and anguish you felt and I hope that you will find it within your heart to forgive me and allow me to be your Father.”

In response, the congregants said in a chorus “We forgive you, we forgive you Papa,” “all the time,” “you taught us well,” and “we love you.” After  London finished his presentation and Bishop Guy Griffith called on members to say “You are forgiven Dad,” they repeated the words and then erupted into a frenzy.

A seemingly penitent Pope Emmanuel  said he felt like dying and in  fact spiritually he is dead as a result of what has happened. “I can’t wish an experience like this on my worst enemy.” London advised the two or three other persons who have stored “personal or highly sensitive material” to take note and ensure that it does not happen on us.

Attorney at Law Excellence Dazzell also known as Oceia Parris expressed her love and appreciation for Papa. She recalled his support for her during her studies to become a lawyer. Among the support she was offered was the provision of a laptop and the purchase of her gown.

Clad London, punctuating his statement with scriptural quotation, apologised for giving the impression that he was a perfect human being. “As a result of what has happened, I am also sorry if I ever gave the impression through my teaching and preaching or living that I was perfect and flawless. I am sorry if I ever gave that impression.”

“I am sorry if I ever communicated to you by word or action that I could not fail in morality or social ethics or standing. If I did that, I am so sorry I made you feel that way,” he added.

To those who were party to the fiasco and thought that it was of God, he said “I have no option but to forgive them.” He also forgave and blessed all those who were involved in acquiring and broadcasting the material in which he is seen prominently having intimate encounters with, in at least one instance, with two women at the same time that “caused so much pain.”

London blessed those “who were involved in ridicule and slander” because they don’t know better.

When London entered the church, the female dominated congregation burst into Tina Turner’s song, “Simply The Best.”

Before, his arrival a female church member led the congregants in singing a number of songs and then she stopped, saying that she was listening for a message from the Lord. That message turned out to be “Laugh” because this is the week of happiness, and then everyone burst out into sustained laughter.

  • Col123

    The book of Redemption Ch. 2 vers4: those who envy their neighbors wealth will have to toil in hell. Coveting your neighbors’ wives will get you on you tube with stupid folks serenading and prostrating your presence!

  • Lancelot Brassington

    These acts were not committed on one day or in one week.Even if they accepted his confession they should have demanded that he demonstrate the genuineness of his penitence in some tangible way. How about some reduced privileges or conveniences? How about some reduced remuneration or contribution of a percentage thereof to some worthy cause not controlled by the church? The confession is all well and good but there is need for a grand public gesture because he is a public figure of sorts.

    • Col123

      How about getting off his high horse and contribute his wealth to the poor as penance?…and have his flock volunteer and retrieve any garbage off the streets of GT?

      • Lancelot Brassington

        Your first suggestion was already floated above. The second one can apply to legal luminaries with outlandish names who are seemingly ‘DAZZLED’ by his brilliance.

  • ExPPP_Man

    kyak, kyak , kyak. He gotta be a PNC pope

  • Col123

    My dear sister, …nice name Zoey…the western folks really wrapped you up with that king james version of the bible which was used to control slaves…you need to wake up and take in a glimpse of the Maccabees version of the bible…all your shackles will be released….the days of slavery are long gone…and better yet…get into the energy field of water, fire, air, earth and the space you occupy…you will feel the energy within you and believe in the natural forces..

  • ExPPP_Man

    NO